A STRANGE FEELING IN THE AIR

This guy is a real dick face
He's on vacation at some Aztec ruin
And he felt because of the touristy crowding
It was cramping his personal space
But to no avail of the crowd booin'
He climbed one of the ancient structures
And got on top of the head of this sculpture
Up there alone
Wondering to himself
"What the hell am I doin'?"