Baxter was a survivor
For he was the consummate, world champion
Muff diver
He wasn't too good at anything in particular
Except of course
For having the nards to
Blatantly and honestly
Approach any woman he saw at the bar
Directly espousing his illustrious introduction
"I am Baxter, the world champion muff diver!"
"Let's have some fun"
"You'll lose count of how many times your head would have spun"
Until of course the day that Baxter got something awful on his tongue
It's was an accumulation
Doctors had to perform an immediate amputation
Now his days of misogyny are all but done.