Pencil Neck Neil had an abnormally long neck
He was well known all over town for strolling about naked
But most of the towns' folk, they did not care
"Ah-heck"
"That's only Neil", they'd say
There's no point to stare
It's not like we're the type's to gawk
But even though Neil had a really long neck
It didn't carry over in other parts
Because Neil
That poor fellow, had an exceptionally small cock.