CATHIOLIC SCHOOL GOOMBA

Carmine was a catholic school goomba
He was a confused tough guy with gender issues
He wore skirts to school
And would cry in history class dispensing a box of tissues

In the hallways he was always fighting
Taking money and dishing out threats
He fought unfair, often scratching and biting
Collecting on his IOU sheet with its list of debts

All Carmine needed was love
Not knowing how to show it
In the form of a fit
His affection often resulted as a shove

But there was a fateful day
Where Carmine was at a loss of words with nothing to say
When he saw her, he had hearts in his eyes
Ignored she was by the other guys
He knew she was for him
As Cracked Head Sally walked to class
His angst gone, someone to love at last!